Library Laughs...
When spiders go on the Internet, what do they visit first?
Charlotte's Web Site, of course!
*****
What building in New York City has the most stories?
The library, of course!
*****
Why do pirates like Harry Potter?
Because he has a scaarrrr.
******
Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?
Because she was in the non-friction section.
*****
What did one math book say to the other math book?
"Do you want to hear my problems?"
*****
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
*****
Who writes invisible books?
A ghost writer!
*****
What did the spider do inside the library computer?
It made a Web page.
*****
Where does a librarian sleep?
Between the covers.
*****
Jim said, "My dog tried to eat my library book."
"What did you do?" asked the librarian.
"I took the words right out of his mouth."
*****
What does the mummy do when he goes to the library?
He gets all wrapped up in a good book.
*****
Why did the computer sneeze?
It had a virus.
*****
Chickens in Libraries?
A chicken walks into the library. It goes up to the circulation desk and says: "book, bok, bok, boook".
The librarian hands the chicken a book. It tucks it under his wing and runs out. A while later, the chicken runs back in, throws the first book into the return bin and goes back to the librarian saying: "book, bok, bok, bok, boook". Again the librarian gives it a book, and the chicken runs out. The librarian shakes her head.
Within a few minutes, the chicken is back, returns the book and starts all over again: "boook, book, bok bok boook". The librarian gives him yet a third book, but this time as the chicken is running out the door, she follows it.
The chicken runs down the street, through the park and down to the riverbank. There, sitting on a lily pad is a big, green frog. The chicken holds up the book and shows it to the frog, saying: "Book, bok, bok, boook". The frog blinks, and croaks: "read-it, read-it, read-it".