When spiders go on the Internet, what do they visit first?
Charlotte's Web Site, of course! ***** What building in New York City has the most stories? The library, of course! ***** Why do pirates like Harry Potter? Because he has a scaarrrr. ****** Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? Because she was in the non-friction section. ***** What did one math book say to the other math book? "Do you want to hear my problems?" ***** What do planets like to read? Comet books. |
Who writes invisible books?
A ghost writer! ***** What did the spider do inside the library computer? It made a Web page. ***** Where does a librarian sleep? Between the covers. ***** Jim said, "My dog tried to eat my library book." "What did you do?" asked the librarian. "I took the words right out of his mouth." ***** What does the mummy do when he goes to the library? He gets all wrapped up in a good book. ***** Why did the computer sneeze? It had a virus. |